In my Anthro class one of the topics is Kros (the way you talk during a conflict)
The researcher we talked about was in Papua New Guinea and was studying Kros. He says that saying obscenities is a strategy for prolonging the event. He observed a 45 minute fight and studied the way they spoke
These are some of the obscenities he recorded
- rotten bastard
- fucking bastard
- fucking rubbish bastard
- fucking grandfather dick
- dog’s vomit face
- crawl down the toilet hole and sit in the shit, old man
- Catfish cunt, all everyone ever does is fuck you by the footpath. Pricks stick out of you on both sides wherever you go! You walk around like a porcupine with pricks sticking out of you everywhere!
Personally I think “fucking grandfather dick” is the best thing I’ve ever heard hahaha. I’m going to use it more often haha
I hate when you go through your whole day unaware of the zit forming under your skin
It is only until you look in the mirror later that you realize you have Mt. St. Helen’s on your face.
Happened to me today…so I have a thick layer of acne cream on in attempt to kill it before it kills me. Get ready to die zit!
Know what is scary??
When you are in the shower and there is the hugest spider ever in the shower with you.
So you are forced to battle with the spider
(and when I say battle…I mean hit it with water so it goes down the drain)
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS EVEN SCARIER!?!?!
when you think you’re safe, believing the spider to be dead, only to look down and see the FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING OUT OF THE DRAIN
This happened to me today…my first thought…i’m going to die
Second thought…this must be a super spider…what if it bites me??
But in the end I thought the second idea was not possible so I just flushed it down the drain again where it died :)
The feeling of when you can’t reach an itch
this is how i begin to feel around midterms